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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>My uncle is rather strange.</description><title>Shit Yugi's Uncle Says</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @shityugisunclesays)</generator><link>http://shityugisunclesays.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>sup</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Not a lot! Trying to get some time in on my laptop before Uncle takes it from me again. I’m not sure what he’s using it for, but I’m not sure I’d like to ask, either.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shityugisunclesays.tumblr.com/post/6394186116</link><guid>http://shityugisunclesays.tumblr.com/post/6394186116</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2011 16:34:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Uncle was trying to teach me to fight again, and I accidentally...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_2962288972" src="http://shityugisunclesays.tumblr.com/post/2962288972/audio_player_iframe/shityugisunclesays/tumblr_lfp5tq1c7C1qg360x?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fshityugisunclesays%2F2962288972%2Ftumblr_lfp5tq1c7C1qg360x" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Uncle was trying to teach me to fight again, and I accidentally hit him in the face pretty hard. I really hope he’s okay and that he’s not mad, but…I honestly can’t tell the difference. I feel super bad though!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shityugisunclesays.tumblr.com/post/2962288972</link><guid>http://shityugisunclesays.tumblr.com/post/2962288972</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 14:51:26 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Uncle told me a bunch of stuff about his favorite band the other...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_2885176291" src="http://shityugisunclesays.tumblr.com/post/2885176291/audio_player_iframe/shityugisunclesays/tumblr_lfgjbzZw2t1qg360x?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fshityugisunclesays%2F2885176291%2Ftumblr_lfgjbzZw2t1qg360x" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Uncle told me a bunch of stuff about his favorite band the other day. I don’t know if I like them yet or not.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shityugisunclesays.tumblr.com/post/2885176291</link><guid>http://shityugisunclesays.tumblr.com/post/2885176291</guid><pubDate>Sat, 22 Jan 2011 23:04:47 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I drew this picture of Uncle the other day while he was ranting...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf20ce52yM1qg360xo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I drew this picture of Uncle the other day while he was ranting at me. I don’t think he noticed.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shityugisunclesays.tumblr.com/post/2757354053</link><guid>http://shityugisunclesays.tumblr.com/post/2757354053</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Jan 2011 02:48:13 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Uncle sat me down for a talk about the scariest moment of his...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_2700883739" src="http://shityugisunclesays.tumblr.com/post/2700883739/audio_player_iframe/shityugisunclesays/tumblr_levhvjlfR21qg360x?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fshityugisunclesays%2F2700883739%2Ftumblr_levhvjlfR21qg360x" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Uncle sat me down for a talk about the scariest moment of his life this morning. I feel a little bit weirded out.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shityugisunclesays.tumblr.com/post/2700883739</link><guid>http://shityugisunclesays.tumblr.com/post/2700883739</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Jan 2011 14:23:43 -0500</pubDate><category>Fear</category><category>Vietnam</category></item><item><title>Uncle decided it was time to give me some kind of sex talk. I...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_2669491190" src="http://shityugisunclesays.tumblr.com/post/2669491190/audio_player_iframe/shityugisunclesays/tumblr_lerm0z7vRV1qg360x?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fshityugisunclesays%2F2669491190%2Ftumblr_lerm0z7vRV1qg360x" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Uncle decided it was time to give me some kind of sex talk. I don’t think he knows just how old I am.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shityugisunclesays.tumblr.com/post/2669491190</link><guid>http://shityugisunclesays.tumblr.com/post/2669491190</guid><pubDate>Sun, 09 Jan 2011 12:02:59 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Uncle was trying to watch TV the other day, but somebody...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_2653670660" src="http://shityugisunclesays.tumblr.com/post/2653670660/audio_player_iframe/shityugisunclesays/tumblr_leps2qRbnO1qg360x?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fshityugisunclesays%2F2653670660%2Ftumblr_leps2qRbnO1qg360x" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Uncle was trying to watch TV the other day, but somebody recorded a TV show he doesn’t like and I was the only one around to hear about it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shityugisunclesays.tumblr.com/post/2653670660</link><guid>http://shityugisunclesays.tumblr.com/post/2653670660</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Jan 2011 12:18:26 -0500</pubDate><category>Jersey Shore</category></item><item><title>When was the last time you got laid?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Are you talking about &lt;em&gt;me &lt;/em&gt;or Uncle?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shityugisunclesays.tumblr.com/post/2644887029</link><guid>http://shityugisunclesays.tumblr.com/post/2644887029</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Jan 2011 21:09:39 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I guess Uncle doesn’t like Justin Bieber? I was just...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_2638358571" src="http://shityugisunclesays.tumblr.com/post/2638358571/audio_player_iframe/shityugisunclesays/tumblr_lenwuv2YTb1qg360x?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fshityugisunclesays%2F2638358571%2Ftumblr_lenwuv2YTb1qg360x" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I guess Uncle doesn’t like Justin Bieber? I was just trying to make some cereal.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shityugisunclesays.tumblr.com/post/2638358571</link><guid>http://shityugisunclesays.tumblr.com/post/2638358571</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Jan 2011 12:06:31 -0500</pubDate><category>Justin Bieber</category></item><item><title>Uncle left this message for me because he wanted me to go get...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_2625177605" src="http://shityugisunclesays.tumblr.com/post/2625177605/audio_player_iframe/shityugisunclesays/tumblr_lem5sb90Pf1qg360x?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fshityugisunclesays%2F2625177605%2Ftumblr_lem5sb90Pf1qg360x" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Uncle left this message for me because he wanted me to go get him some pie, or maybe he just wanted to talk to me about pies? He’s a little strange.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shityugisunclesays.tumblr.com/post/2625177605</link><guid>http://shityugisunclesays.tumblr.com/post/2625177605</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Jan 2011 13:24:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Aunt Muriel</category><category>Pies</category></item><item><title>I really wish my aunt and uncle would stop arguing so much with...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_2611587127" src="http://shityugisunclesays.tumblr.com/post/2611587127/audio_player_iframe/shityugisunclesays/tumblr_lekd693cEf1qg360x?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fshityugisunclesays%2F2611587127%2Ftumblr_lekd693cEf1qg360x" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I really wish my aunt and uncle would stop arguing so much with each other, or at the very least, not do it in my bedroom.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shityugisunclesays.tumblr.com/post/2611587127</link><guid>http://shityugisunclesays.tumblr.com/post/2611587127</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Jan 2011 14:08:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Aunt Muriel</category><category>Arguing</category></item><item><title>Every time I talk to Uncle, he seems to have some kinda...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_2597930771" src="http://shityugisunclesays.tumblr.com/post/2597930771/audio_player_iframe/shityugisunclesays/tumblr_leihxgQFd01qg360x?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fshityugisunclesays%2F2597930771%2Ftumblr_leihxgQFd01qg360x" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Every time I talk to Uncle, he seems to have some kinda “important life lesson” for me. None of them make any sense to me, though.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shityugisunclesays.tumblr.com/post/2597930771</link><guid>http://shityugisunclesays.tumblr.com/post/2597930771</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Jan 2011 13:56:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Life Lessons</category></item><item><title>My uncle went on this weird rant about Katy Perry in the middle...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_2585149367" src="http://shityugisunclesays.tumblr.com/post/2585149367/audio_player_iframe/shityugisunclesays/tumblr_legsdqN4XC1qg360x?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fshityugisunclesays%2F2585149367%2Ftumblr_legsdqN4XC1qg360x" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My uncle went on this weird rant about Katy Perry in the middle of lunch today.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shityugisunclesays.tumblr.com/post/2585149367</link><guid>http://shityugisunclesays.tumblr.com/post/2585149367</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Jan 2011 15:46:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Katy Perry</category></item></channel></rss>
