Not a lot! Trying to get some time in on my laptop before Uncle takes it from me again. I’m not sure what he’s using it for, but I’m not sure I’d like to ask, either.
Uncle was trying to teach me to fight again, and I accidentally hit him in the face pretty hard. I really hope he’s okay and that he’s not mad, but…I honestly can’t tell the difference. I feel super bad though!
Uncle told me a bunch of stuff about his favorite band the other day. I don’t know if I like them yet or not.
Uncle sat me down for a talk about the scariest moment of his life this morning. I feel a little bit weirded out.
Uncle decided it was time to give me some kind of sex talk. I don’t think he knows just how old I am.
Uncle was trying to watch TV the other day, but somebody recorded a TV show he doesn’t like and I was the only one around to hear about it.
Are you talking about me or Uncle?
I guess Uncle doesn’t like Justin Bieber? I was just trying to make some cereal.
Uncle left this message for me because he wanted me to go get him some pie, or maybe he just wanted to talk to me about pies? He’s a little strange.
I really wish my aunt and uncle would stop arguing so much with each other, or at the very least, not do it in my bedroom.
Every time I talk to Uncle, he seems to have some kinda “important life lesson” for me. None of them make any sense to me, though.
My uncle went on this weird rant about Katy Perry in the middle of lunch today.