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Not a lot! Trying to get some time in on my laptop before Uncle takes it from me again. I’m not sure what he’s using it for, but I’m not sure I’d like to ask, either.
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Uncle was trying to teach me to fight again, and I accidentally hit him in the face pretty hard. I really hope he’s okay and that he’s not mad, but…I honestly can’t tell the difference. I feel super bad though!
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Uncle told me a bunch of stuff about his favorite band the other day. I don’t know if I like them yet or not.
I drew this picture of Uncle the other day while he was ranting at me. I don’t think he noticed.
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Uncle sat me down for a talk about the scariest moment of his life this morning. I feel a little bit weirded out.
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Uncle decided it was time to give me some kind of sex talk. I don’t think he knows just how old I am.
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Uncle was trying to watch TV the other day, but somebody recorded a TV show he doesn’t like and I was the only one around to hear about it.
Q
When was the last time you got laid?
Anonymous
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Are you talking about me or Uncle?
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I guess Uncle doesn’t like Justin Bieber? I was just trying to make some cereal.
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Uncle left this message for me because he wanted me to go get him some pie, or maybe he just wanted to talk to me about pies? He’s a little strange.
